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Some Trump and Rump

Wednesday, May 22nd, 2013

     This is a blog of two stories. I was just told that “you can’t title your blog with that!”.  Am I being rebellious as we get closer to a long weekend?  Well, I could blog on how good the new “Special K Popcorn Chips” taste, but that does not qualify as legal blogging. Instead, here is my defense for the blog title… the news.

     First to Donald Trump. The Chicago Sun-Times reports that Trump stood in the lobby of the Dirksen Federal building last week and verbally attacked an 87-year-old Chicago woman. She has filed suit against Trump, claiming that he ripped her off when he sold her two $1 million dollar condo units in Trump Tower.

     Earlier in court, Trump and the lady’s lawyer had gotten into verbal sparring matches that included the Judge becoming so exasperated that she finally interrupted both of them and admonished them by saying, “You’ve got to stop it. Do you think the jury likes this?” Then, the Judge added, “If you think the jury likes it, I can assure you they don’t. You’re wasting your time.”

     The plaintiff, Jackie Goldberg, claims that Trump deliberately misled her when he promised her a cut of the profits from the Tump International Hotel’s two ballrooms and catering business,  if she bought both condos. She then claims that he snatched back control of the ballrooms after she had signed the deal and paid her deposit.

     In the lobby later, Trump had lowered his tone but went on to attack the plaintiff by telling reporters that his opponent is a “sophisticated investor” and that “She owes me $500,000 and is just using the ballroom as a ruse to get her money back. She’s trying to rip me off, she really is.”   

     Trump claims that “Nobody that I’ve ever seen has ever played the age card better than her. She knows everything that’s going on and it’s disgraceful”.

     Goldberg’s lawyer claims that “she comes from a different era when people like Donald Trump didn’t exist. She comes from an era when a deal was a deal”. Trump has testified. Ms. Goldberg’s testimony is to follow. It sounds like he has met his match!

     And to the final story. Of course, I could have stopped at the first one about Trump, but then I would not have had my blog title.

     From the NY Daily News, a workout that the plaintiff claims just was too hard. A New York lawyer claims that his sessions with a personal trainer have left him in disabling pain whenever he sits. 

     Plaintiff Neil Squillante says in his lawsuit that he told his personal trainer about his sore arms. His trainer just laughed at him and told him that the soreness was just “normal”.

     Squillante came back for more workouts and claims that after the third workout, he could not work at his computer. His lawsuit is seeking damages for improper instruction and supervision.

     The training company advertises that they also provide instruction and personal trainers to celebrities. As the lawyer added, he went to them and trusted the trainer because he was told that they are “Beyonce’s secret weapon”.

     The lawsuit could be serious, so I am not giving an opinion on it. Still, I had to go with some workout pictures for pic o’ day. Here’s “Workout Cat” and the “Push-up Family”.

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The Divorce Decree Charmer

Tuesday, May 21st, 2013

     This is one of those news stories where I barely know where to start. Of course, I start. I do so after receiving a reminder about yesterday’s blog that “you could have made 4 blogs out of that one”. In other words… it was way too long!

     So, let’s head straight for the bacon.Bacon

      To South Carolina and a story from the “SummervillePatch“ .

     A Summerville man has been charged with one count of forgery unrelated to money. He wanted to please his girlfriend. So, he came up with a unique idea. He sent her a copy of his divorce decree. Of course, the blog does not stop there.

        ”Mr Summerville” was not divorced. Instead, he made a fake divorce decree and forged his wife’s signature.  He allegedly used the divorce decree from his first marriage; altered it to fit the current wife complete with wife’s fake signature and then mailed it to his girlfriend. 

     Now, he faces a misdemeanor charge for the forgery of a court document that brings a potential prison and a fine. Maybe flowers or a 6 foot bear would have been better to send. OK, maybe not the bear.

     And now to my favorite part… pic o:

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Pizza Delivery Reminders

Monday, April 15th, 2013

     Reader’s Digest had an interesting list titled “13 things your pizza delivery guy won’t tell you“. I am posting this list because I think that it also has some good reminders for everyday living. Simple reminders about being prepared, generous, thoughtful and patient. Also, the simplicity of putting ourselves in “some else’s shoes”.

     I have attached the full list. Below are a few from the survey of pizza delivery drivers:

1. It’s pizza not a lifetime commitment. I probably have another phone ringing so make up your mind on the toppings.

2. We know when kids are prank calling us. Sometimes we even know the number they are calling from.

3. Accidents happen. If I drop your pizza on the way, Sometimes I’ll shake the box to get the cheese to slide back on the piece.

4. Patience please. It takes 20 minutes to go from raw dough to fully baked pizza. Then, I have to drive to your house.

5. There are some neighborhoods that we will not deliver in, if it feels like getting out of the car means “Rob me! I have cash!”

6. I am a human being. When you see me standing at the door drenched and shivering in the rain, it’s not nice to close the door in my face while you run to search for quarters in the sofa cushions.

7. Use your manners. When you open your door, please hang your cell phone up or put it down. Basic etiquette.

8. Remember to tip. If you order pizza- say, hundreds of dollars of it and then give me a dollar; I am going to have a problem with that.

9. The more the gated community, the more guarded the wallet. The best tips come from middle and lower-class people because they know what we go through.

10.  I can’t wait forever. If you don’t answer your door after I knock, then don’t complain later about not getting your food.

11. The majority of us work 12-14 hour days. So please, don’t call at closing and then complain we cannot accommodate you.

12. Time is money. That’s a reminder for customers who stand at the door and want to chat about the weather.

13. You ordered the pizza and were told how much it costs. When I arrive, please be ready to pay me. Also, I’m just the delivery guy. I don’t have authority to give you a discount.

     Monday at midnight was that dreaded tax deadline. So, here is “tax cat”  for pic o’ day:

tax cat

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A Friday Future Blog

Thursday, April 11th, 2013

     The NBC series “30 Rock” was based on the lives of people that worked in TV. In one episode, Alec Baldwin’s character was quizzing Tina Fey’s “Liz Lemon” character on the future and how she invested her money. She kinda hung her head and said,  “I have twelve grand in checking”.

     My past few blogs have been a bit negative; because mostly, news is news because it’s not positive. Still, I thought that for a Friday, I would try to post something that would impact us for a better future. Something better than Liz Lemon’s plans. So, here are “10 tips for a healthy lifestyle“; an excerpt from “The Best Diet & Fitness Tips” magazine.          

Play mirror, mirror. Write down goals — a certain race pace or a target weight — on your bathroom mirror using a dry-erase marker. This simple act both helps confirm your commitment and serves as an easy and fun reminder to start each day with purpose. (I guess I shouldn’t post “eat more cheesecake” should I?)

Get a dog. Research from Michigan State University shows that man’s best friend can be a powerful motivator to get us to exercise. The researchers found that study participants who owned dogs were more likely to be active than those who did not. In fact, the study found that 60% of dog owners meet federal criteria for regular, moderate or vigorous exercise, compared with around 30% of people who don’t have a dog. (Maybe not so easy to take a cat for a walk)

Head outdoors. Burn calories when you chill out. A study found that going for a 20-minute stroll twice a week was more restorative than getting the same exercise in an indoor environment like a mall.

Heavy, light, heavy, light. To hit the entire spectrum of muscle fibers, set your workouts so that you train heavy one day, then lighter with more reps later in the week.

Train with like-minded people. Working out in a gym with an intense atmosphere, surrounded by people who are equally as passionate about achieving their goals as you are, may push you further and do more for your progress than another factor.

Stay hydrated. Start the day with at least 16 ounces of water. It’s filling, and getting more will improve your recovery after workouts. Aim for one gallon per day.

Cut calories from chicken. Cooking up skinless poultry for dinner is an affordable, easy and fast way to get in quality muscle-building protein. To make it even better for you, skip the swirl of oil and use a tablespoon of water to coat your non-stick plan instead. Cover with a lid and let the chicken steam, then flavor with herbs and spices for a perfectly guilt-free meal.

Rock the oat. You know better than to skip breakfast and risk noshing on extra calories throughout the day. And while oatmeal is a great way to start your morning, you should always aim for balance in every meal. For a little protein and healthy fat, add slivered almonds, and for some fruit, throw in fresh or frozen berries or raisins.

Cultivate gratefulness. Start each day by remembering any experience that recently made you happy — the birthday card you got from an old friend, the compliment your colleague gave you or the tasty new recipe you cooked for dinner. “When negative events happen, people who regularly practice gratitude cope more positively,” says psychologist Alex Wood from the U.K.’s University of Manchester. “They’re less likely to run away from the problem or pretend it’s not happening.” (I do have a wonderful Skinny Cow ice cream recipe. It involves taking wrapper, opening and then eating. Folks seem to like it) 

Curl up with a book. Six minutes could be all it takes to curb that frenzied feeling by 60%, say British researchers. So catch up on your overdue reading — even if you have to do it one chapter at a time.

     Well, I cannot take credit for creating the list, but I like these good reminders. Yes, the blog title does make it seem like I am writing a blog that will be a future blog. Maybe I am… and I just want you back here reading in 2060!

     For pic o’ day, I can’t help but keep laughing at this one that was just sent to me:

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The Perfect Blog Excuse

Thursday, March 21st, 2013

     So I sat down to write the blog and realized that I have the perfect  no blog! The great March distraction.

March Madness

     Nothing like just getting a little excited about basketball.

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     So, gather some friends and let’s enjoy some weekend games!

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Friday Pic o’ Collection

Thursday, February 28th, 2013

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Friday Around the Horn

Thursday, February 21st, 2013

Sometimes possible blog topics get sent to me and I just post them and get out of the way.

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Here’s some more positive thinking that was sent for the blog. Not too deep but a good laughter reminder. Again, I post and just get out of the way!

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And for pic o’ I simply end with a song:

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Life Lessons from an 80-year-old

Tuesday, February 19th, 2013

     Byron Wien, of Blackstone Advisory Partners, decided to list the life lessons that he has learned in the eighty years of his life. What especially caught my attention was that he wrote these and wrote that he is determined to apply these during the next 80 years. I like that positive thinking!  Here are his abbreviated thoughts:

  1. Concentrate on finding a big idea that will make an impact on the people you want to influence.   If you want to be successful and live a long, stimulating life, keep yourself at risk intellectually all the time.
  2. Network intensely.   Nurture your network by sending articles, books and emails to people to show you’re thinking about them.  Write op-eds and thought pieces for major publications.  Organize discussion groups to bring your thoughtful friends together.
  3. Get enough sleep.  Seven hours will do until you’re sixty, eight from sixty to seventy, nine thereafter which might include eight hours at night and a one hour afternoon nap.
  4. Evolve.  Try to think of your life in phases so you can avoid a burn-out.  Do the numbers crunching in the early phase of your career.  Try developing concepts later on.  Stay at risk throughout the process.
  5. Travel extensively.  Try to get everywhere before you wear out.  Attempt to meet local interesting people where you travel and keep in contact with them throughout your life.  See them when you return to a place.
  6. When meeting someone new, try to find out what formative experience occurred in their lives before they were seventeen.  It is my belief that some important event in everyone’s youth has an influence on everything that occurs afterwards.
  7. On philanthropy,  my approach is to try to relieve pain rather than spread joy.  Music, theatre and art museums have many affluent supporters, give the best parties and it can add to your social luster in a community.  They don’t need you.  Social service, hospitals and educational institutions can make the world a better place and help the disadvantaged make their way toward the American dream.
  8. Younger people are naturally insecure and tend to overplay their accomplishments.  Most people don’t become comfortable with who they are until they’re in their 40’s.  By that time they can underplay their achievements and become a nicer more likeable person.  Try to get to that point as soon as you can.
  9. Take the time to pat those who work for you on the back when they do good work.  Most people are so focused on the next challenge that they fail to thank the people who support them.  It is important to do this.  It motivates and inspires people and encourages them to perform at a higher level.
  10. When someone extends a kindness to you, write them a hand-written note, not an e-mail.  Handwritten notes make an impact and are not quickly forgotten.
  11. At the beginning of every year think of ways you can do your job better than you have ever done it before.  Write it down and look at what you have set out for yourself when the year is over.
  12. Never retire.  If you work forever, you can live forever.  I know there is an abundance of biological evidence against this, but I’m going with this theory anyway.

      Well, those are his thoughts, his recipe on life. Almost a recipe for getting things accomplished. And for pic o’ day, here’s a recipe of a different kind:

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Death Certificate Story

Monday, February 11th, 2013

     A death certificate is required for insurance proceeds. It may also hold the key to criminal prosecution. It is a document that states the location, date and cause of death.

     Ancestry.com tells the story of “Causes of Death You Won’t Want on Your Death Certificate”.  I have attached the article because it has several stories about death certificates that I can’t cover quickly in the blog. However, when I read the title of the article, I considered the thought that maybe no one really cares what is on their death certificate… but I digress. 

     For the purposes of the article, it tells the stories of some unusual causes of death. In 1880, J. Nash from Colorado reportedly died from sore eyes. I know, maybe that gives meaning to the saying, “you are a sight for sore eyes”.

     Ohio politician and lawyer, Clement Vallandigham, was in court to demonstrate that a murder suspect was not guilty and that the victim could have shot himself. The lawyer grabbed the gun to demonstrate his theory. Unknown to him, the gun was loaded. Hence, his death certificate of June 21, 1871, lets us know that he argued too effectively for his client.  

     Jack Daniel (yes, that Jack Daniel), was a victim of his own frustration and temper. He got angry that he could not open his own safe, causing him to kick it. The kick caused injury to his toe which got infected. As listed on his death certificate, he died from blood infection. I guess death by safe would have been a bit of a reach but the safe is on display in the Jack Daniel’s distillery in Lynchburg.

     Ancestry.com advertises and prides itself on helping people research their family history. Part of that history includes the documents that record the causes of death. The documents may also remind us to keep our temper or wear glasses to avoid eye strain.

     For pic o’ day, I went with something a little different. The document of a Toddler’s rules of possession:

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No Sadness in Team

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2013

 

 

     I’ve received some funny pictures like this one, to put in the blog. I just couldn’t figure out how to write a blog and include this for illustration. So, today, I am just making the pictures the blog.

     When you’re not reading the blog… we are feeling sadness. (how is that for a tie in?) 

 

 

 

 

     You know the old expression that there is “no I in team”. Well, maybe there’s no sadness in team either. I’ve had a few people tell me that they have started to read the blog again… and I’m glad that you’re back!!! 

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