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Truth About False Reality Shows

Monday, March 18th, 2013

Dog tired

 

     Here we go… I am dog tired of reality shows. (I know, I just wanted to use that picture!) Now, we are learning more about one show from some divorce proceeding court documents, and what we are learning is telling us that reality is really, “let’s do it again for the cameras”.

     Lawsuits tend to bring out the truth when people are answering questions under oath. That’s what is happening in the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries divorce proceedings.

     The wonderful world of romance was initally played out on “Keeping up with the Kardashians”.  Now, through divorce proceedings and deposition transcripts, the testimony is telling how much of the show is really scripted. (Life & Style Weekly)  Here’s what we learned about the lack of reality in this reality show. 

  1. When we saw Humphries propose to Kim K a few years back and he spelled out WILL YOU MARRY ME  on her bed in rose petals; we were actually watching the second take. According to deposition testimony, the scene was re-shot after Kim was not satisfied with the scene or proposal. Apparently, she was bothered with how she reacted to the proposal when on camera, “she had a bad reaction or something and she was embarrassed.”
  2. Another instance of non-reality is  a scene involving Kim and her mother Kris Jenner. They were discussing Kim’s marital problems. We now know that the scene was actually taped after Kim filed for divorce from Humphries in October 2011. By then… difficulties were already down the track.
  3. Another emotion that is not so emotional, according to court documents, is that the characters had tears because of a cosmetic tool known as the “tear stick“. 
  4. In another episode, the mother was angry to learn that there had been a party thrown in her motel room while she was gone. In fact, she was in the room during the shooting of the party. Not such a surprise after all!

       According to the article, Kim Kardashian has attempted to resolve the divorce action of Humphries by offering him an estimated 10 million payoff. Instead, he refuses and is asking for more of her accumulated net worth that is a reported 35 million. Supposedly, under the settlement terms, all matters of the marriage are to be confidential. Humphries apparently believes that he stands to earn a whole lot more with a tell-all book.     

     Maybe this will be the beginning of the end of all of these reality programs. Would people watch, still knowing that reality was not real? Do people watch pro wresting? 

     For pic o’ day we are reminded that reality shows have nothing over real life:

airport reality

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A Scary Marijuana Delivery

Thursday, March 7th, 2013

     If you were at our office when the mail arrives, you would probably see the excitement on my mail. Maybe it’s because I have an eBay addiction. Maybe it’s because I get lots of free pens as promotional items. It could be argued that all the insurance settlement checks arrive in the mail; Or maybe it’s just the unpredictability of what is in that envelope! They say that I act like it’s Christmas everyday.

     I just read about a different response to the mail. It’s a story about what one lady found in her mailbox and the scare that followed. (Washington Post) Maryangela Tobin of Plymouth, Massachusetts, has filed suit against FedEx after receiving a package that she thought was a birthday present for her daughter.

     When the Massachusetts woman opened the package, she found candles, pixie sticks and peppermint. There was also something else that she thought was potpourri. Instead, it was marijuana.

Fedex

     About an hour after the package arrived, a man knocked on her door. When she answered it, she also saw two men sitting in a strange car that was sitting in her driveway. She told the man she did not have the package and then quickly slammed the door. FedEx had given her address to the men when they had called to find their package.

     The police have since arrested the three men over the package of marijuana, but Ms. Tobin is now worried about retribution  against her and her daughters. The lawsuit seeks damages relating  to “the intense and ongoing distress that has left them feeling anxious, physically ill and fearful for their safety”. The family is also contemplating a move from their home because of this.

        I can see how this could be distressing. It will be interesting to see how the lawsuit is resolved. For pic o’ day, I did not want to make light of the events. Instead, I decided to go with a funny picture about mail. Some real “Dog Mail”.

Dog Mail

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Friday Pic o’ Collection

Thursday, February 28th, 2013

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Friday Clipboard Clean-up

Thursday, February 14th, 2013

     For a Friday blog, I had lots of choices from my “thought clipboard:

 

 

 

    Instead, I reached back to a funny from Stacey. Can’t stop looking  at this leftover from Valentine’s Day!

     Have a great weekend.

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Subway Sub Wrong

Thursday, January 24th, 2013

 

     I just received an email with recommendations on how to write a blog more clearly. The email recommended not to use terms that are repetitive and redundant… well, something like that.

     It was basically saying to write what you mean. For instance, don’t use a “brief overview”.  I guess an overview is already brief. Kinda like saying that someone has two twins. Does that mean that they have strollers with four babies?

 

     In the world of consumer advertising, you really have to mean what you say or it’s false advertising. That’s the premise behind the subway footlong sub lawsuit that has been filed. (Chicago Tribune)  

     It turns out that the subway footlong apparently does not measure up to its advertising. Some sandwiches are only measuring 11 inches in length. The lawsuit claims that Subway is deceptive in advertising, marketing and sales practices. Subway has not denied that their sandwiches don’t measure up; Instead, they issued a written statement that “our commitment remains steadfast to insure that every Subway foot- long sandwich is 12 inches at each location worldwide.”   

     Will there be nationwide rebates or just coupons for a free one inch sandwich? Or, maybe their defense will be that shorter sandwiches are the secret behind the “Jared Subway diet”. “Eat Fresh” means eating shorter! Maybe their new jingle will sound something like “5 dollar 11 inch long”.

     Speaking of advertising, someone sent this as an idea for a landscaping business ad:

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Earl Weaver on Life

Monday, January 21st, 2013

 

 

This past week, former Baltimore Oriole manager, Earl Weaver, passed away at age 82. At the time, he was on a cruise ship that was headed back into the port of Ft. Lauderdale, after having spent a week with a bunch of Oriole fans and some former Orioles players,  on an Oriole theme cruise.

Normally, I wouldn’t write a blog to remember a former baseball manager. However, for any Oriole fan, he represents everything good about the Orioles. Plus, he was especially known for taking on umpires. If you type in any “Earl Weaver” search, it will bring up several videos that show him arguing with umpires.

He did not mind adversity. In fact, he believed that it was his job to argue. He always felt that he would argue for the players so that they didn’t get thrown out of the game. As he said, “I’m only the manager”. That kind of arguing and his lack of fear always made me think that he would have been a great lawyer.

I am not going to write about his hall of fame career as a manager. There are many stories on how he managed. I remember that pitcher Jim Palmer used to humorously say that, “the only thing that Earl knew about pitching, was that he couldn’t hit it”. I could be off a bit on the quote, but one reporter asked him about what part that intellect played in managing. He replied that he was “a whole lot smarter when his players hit a three-run homer”.

Instead of focusing on his humor or how he managed or his relationship with Jim Palmer or other players at the time, I thought that I would focus on his “life thoughts”. I found them in an article in the Washington Post , written by Thomas Boswell, who knew Earl well and still writes about baseball.

The first is about growing up and leadership:

Until you’re the person that other people fall back on, until you’re the one that’s leaned on, not the person doing the leaning, you’re not an adult. You reach an age when suddenly you realize you have to be that person. Divorce did it to me. It could be elderly parents, children … anything. But one day you realize, ‘It’s me. I’ve got to be the rock.’”

Another unusual choice that Earl made was to retire at age 52. Then, he was briefly talked into managing again but quickly retired after that, and was finished entirely. No one could believe that this “ball of fire” could just leave competition behind and never come back. He explained it this way on retirement and the simple things of life:

I know exactly what I need to live on, have since ’57. I’m always going to do the same things. I grow all my own vegetables. I stuff my own sausages. Pork shoulders will be coming on sale next month. I look for chuck roast on sale to use in stew or grind up for hamburgers,” Weaver said. “Doing that takes time and I enjoy it. I’ll have plenty [of money] to play golf every day, run out to Hialeah or the dogs, take [wife] Marianna out to dinner in Fort Lauderdale, and take a walk on the beach. ... don’t want to spend my whole life watching the sun go down behind the left field bleachers.”

Good thoughts on life! So long Earl… you gave this Oriole fan some great memories.

For pic o’ day, here is ”Delivery Dog”. What he is delivering is probably a bunch of nonsense!!!! I think that the box would really come up a bit empty.

 

 

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Office Party Report

Wednesday, December 5th, 2012

Thursday is the Virginia Beach/Richmond office Christmas breakfast. Friday is the South Carolina office Christmas breakfast. We will be posting some video and pictures so we can look at ourselves, several years from now.

That is an evolution of events. We used to do big dinners that involved family. That was fun but became major planning events. Then we went to lunch and half-day off. Now, it’s just breakfast at a nearby restaurant and the rest for… shopping. More time is more time. That’s why everyone was excited about the idea of the “Firm breakfast” instead of the “Firm lunch”. I wonder if next year they will just request coffee and then shopping. It makes me smile.

For pic o’ day, I thought this was funny. Thinking about the theme of “Wants”.

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Law and the Starbucks Diet

Tuesday, October 16th, 2012

This is my official diet request. Isn’t there someone out there who can develop the ice cream diet and have it approved by nutritionists everywhere. I would like it to include the soft cone ice cream from Dairy Queen. Having the cone dipped in chocolate would be helpful. OK, maybe even a peanut butter topping.

I am getting carried away here because a librarian from George Mason law school has come close to this plan. CNN reports that Christine Hall has lost over 80 pounds after she started almost exclusively eating at Starbucks about two years ago.

Hall says that she is eating a healthy variety of foods and has become so familiar with their menu that she knows the calories in everything that she orders. She initially became concerned about her weight after being rejected as a possible kidney donor. She eventually lost enough weight to allow her to be part of a 32-person kidney swap (video here) that was performed in November 2010.

She reports that she typically ate oatmeal and coffee for breakfast; a bistro box with fruit and cheese for lunch; and a Panini for dinner. This 66-year-old now weighs 114 pounds. She’s not afraid to discuss her age or her weight!

I’m not sure if we will start to see Subway’s Jared switch diet teams. I’m guessing that there’s no hope for my ice cream diet. How about the all mashed and baked potato diet. Now we are talking!

For pic o’ day, I went with a dog who must be on the Starbucks plan too:

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Hand Grenades at the Office

Wednesday, October 10th, 2012

Before passing the bar, I worked as a law clerk. That law firm handled a wide range of cases. It was good experience because I quickly learned that I did not want to do real estate closings. I was also assigned to a case involving a truck load of apple sauce that had been part of a collection case. I was working on “freeing the apple sauce”.

One of the lawyers at the firm came walking into my office one day, and asked me if I wanted to be involved in a special project. I am always up for adventure. He then proceeded to tell me that we had been hired by an out-of-state family to handle an estate matter. That meant that we needed to go to a nearby home to inventory everything in the home.

This memory would not have made the blog if it had not been unusual. In this instance, I learned that an elderly lady had passed away a few weeks earlier. I quickly figured out that no one had been to the home in quite some time. My job was to go through each room and itemize everything in the house; to then list the items on the estate filed inventory form.

In the living room sat a single chair that faced a television. A half eaten TV dinner was off to the side. A glass and a few plates were sitting in the sink. The bed in the single bedroom had been neatly made. It almost felt like I could expect the homeowner to return from the grocery store at any moment. Just things frozen in time.

I was reminded of that story when I read about a Palm Beach lawyer (Palm BeachPost) who was performing the same type of job at the home of a World War II veteran, who had recently passed away.

As this attorney was taking an inventory of the items, he came across two hand grenades in the home. The lawyer brought them back to his law office because he did not want to leave them in an unattended home.

When he brought the grenades back to the office, it apparently made his staff a bit uncomfortable. They decided to call the bomb and arson squad of the Palm Beach County sheriff’s department. According to the story, it sounds like the sheriff’s department gave them a pretty good scare. Basically one of those… “put the grenades down and step away” kind of scares.

The sheriff’s department issued the following reminder to the news reporter, “If anyone is in possession of any type of military device, they are urged to NOT touch it and immediately call local law enforcement to have it removed properly and safely”.

I am not sure that everyone will abide by that. I do know that I am not going to pick up a porcupine if it comes wandering into the office. I know… I digress.

I received the following for pic o’ day. They called it “Bill Clinton elementary school”:

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Colds and Flu at the Law Office

Sunday, September 30th, 2012

I was at the Old Dominion/Richmond football game on Saturday. Just in case you had not heard; Old Dominion jumped out to a big lead and Richmond made a game of it at the end. One of those “barn burners, nail-biters, seat-squirmers”. Well, not that close. Had to throw that in as an old alumni for ODU… but I digress.

I had my eye on a box of popcorn. That kind of distraction kept me from noticing the woman in front of me who wound up, and then sneezed louder than the band playing. I bobbed and weaved. Fortunately, I think I dodged the germs.

This past week, someone came up to me and shook my hand. Then, she said that I probably should use some of that Purell sanitizer because she was fighting a cold. I offered a frozen smile and headed right to the dispenser. Fortunately, I dodged it again.

At the office, we offer incentives to encourage staff to get their flu shots. We do have hand sanitizer readily available and we encourage healthy lifestyles. You can’t get work done if you’re not at the office.

At Health.com, I saw an article titled “The germiest places at the office”. It is a good reminder to be alert. A Kimberly-Clark study examined 5000 areas in office buildings around the country and this is what they found as the worst places for workplace germs:

Break-room sink faucet handles, microwave and refrigerator door handles, computer keyboards, water fountains and vending machine buttons. Some explanation on those included that the break room is the first place that many stop in the morning, before they have washed their hands.

The article also included a reminder to soap up with hot water after touching common-area surfaces and remember to clean the surface of your desk and phone handles with disinfectant and sanitizer. They also threw in a reminder to regularly use a sanitizer wipe on your computer.

All good ideas as we head into flu season. Got to keep my eyes open, even when I am distracted by the popcorn.

For pic o’ day I am posting a cartoon that was sent to me. A reminder that life is how you look at it!

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