In the history of Our Blog, I have never posted a blonde joke, but this one also includes law enforcement. That makes it appropriate for a law blog… Right?
And for pic o’ day, this is just crazy but it makes me laugh:
We are making progress on the blog delivery because our team has been working together. Yes, I must post a picture again of the team!
Just a couple quick thoughts today. First, I was recently forwarded the wording from a Batman Halloween costume box that said the following: “PARENT: Please exercise caution. Mask and chest plate are not protective. Cape does not enable wearer to fly.”
I know that lawyers get blamed for a lot of things. I think this warning can be blamed on a silly manufacturer. Unless, they have received claims from silly parents!
Second, yesterday I was repeatedly asked what I thought about the election. Normally, I am not asked political questions while getting coffee or eating lunch. Still, I saw one answer to that question that made me laugh. “We recently had a white president, and then a black president; now, we’ll have an orange president”. Boom!
And for pic o’ day I am posting a cat picture, because no one on the Internet ever posts a cat picture:
We are currently making preparations to open an office in West Virginia. That brings excitement but also many tasks which include trying to figure out what phone numbers we want to use in that market.
Because television advertisements only run for 30 seconds or even less, you strive for a number that can easily be remembered and immediately dialed. That’s what brings me to a story on the importance of remembering phone numbers.
Despite the fact that I know that anything can be googled to search for information, I was still humored when someone sent me a listing of some of the more curious 911 calls. Here is one that reminds on the importance of the number:
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I’m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn’t have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said that it was nine-one-one.
Dispatcher: Yes, ma’am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I’m not stupid.
And finally, for pic o’ day, I never get tired of “trick-or-treat” pictures:
How did Noah keep up with it? A baby turkey is called a poult. A group of hogs is a herd. A gathering of quail is a covey. A picture is worth a thousand words. (Just seeing if you are really reading)
A group of geese is known as a gaggle. A group of foxes is known as a skunkel. I wonder why they aren’t just called a group of foxes? A baby kangaroo is a joey. And a Koala bear is not really a bear.
When an insurance company does not want to pay a claim, what do you call it? Just another day at the office. Boom!
And finally… a happy insurance boss said to his employees, “You worked hard this year. As a reward, I am going to give everyone a check for $5,000. If you work real hard this next year… I will sign the checks.”
(Yes, I just decided to write a blog to pick on insurance.)
And for pic o’ day…
| This story is from my Mom… perfect for a weekender. The Talking Dog for sale!