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Some Not Worthy News (includes Dad-Bod)

And here we are on Friday!

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You typically see news that is referred to as newsworthy. This is news over the last couple of months that is not worthy!

First, don’t take selfies with bears. A Denver TV station has a story with some good advice! (KDVR) Apparently, people in the town saw a bear and her two cubs walking through downtown Aspen. According to the story,  police said there was a “fairly large crowd of photo-takers and those that insisted on trying to get close enough to take selfies.”

Police also said  that one woman walked up to the bears — while carrying her child — to get a selfie. Why am I not surprised?

Next is the story of the funeral crasher who kept taking from the buffets. (Mirror.co.ur) The same lady kept attending funerals at the church for 14 years and no one knew who the mystery mourner was. She would chat with the family and then chow down on the buffet “like there was no tomorrow”.

It appears that even though the minister felt that she was free to attend funerals, now that her identity is known, her days of crashing will be uncomfortable. I guess funeral directors will be on the lookout for her. Now what will she do with her buffet pants. The ones with the expandable waist!

And finally…

How to have an immediate dad-bod (here) Here’s why the inventor explained as the reason for the invention Dadbag, a fanny pack that will give you an instant ‘dad bod’

I made the Dadbag because I’m desperate to have dad bod but I’m also very concerned about the health risks associated with it. The solution is quite simple, a bumbag with a proper dad belly printed on it. Now I can put on a dad bod whenever I feel like it and even store my valuables in it.The Dadbag is currently not available to buy, but I’m on the lookout for partners and manufacturers to hopefully go into mass production soon.

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Here’s the “amazing accessory choices:

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I hope you have a great weekend!

And for our pic o’ day:

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